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-呼，呼，呼，呼，呼，呼，

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呼、呼、呼、呼、呼、呼、

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呼、呼、呼、呼、呼、呼、

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呼、呼、呼、呼、呼、呼、

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呼、呼、呼、呼、呼、呼、

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呼呼呼呼——

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丹尼尔斯教练（画外）：嘿！

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嘿！就是这样！

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嘿！

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少说废话。

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我们赢了，但只差一分

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胜利并不重要

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互相拥抱。

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游戏不应该有

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已经那么接近了。

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THAD（屏幕外）：

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哈蒙的错。

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-快点。

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他需要我们的支持。

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-他错过了每一个踢球，

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甚至还有加分。

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没有风。

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他直接踢了最后一个

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上唐尼的屁股。

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-闭上你的脸，泰德。

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哈蒙，穿好衣服，

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到我的办公室来见我。

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-我只是说啥

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每个人都在想。

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我的意思是每个人。

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-我也在想，兄弟。

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-卡布姆。

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嘘！

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-所以发生了什么事

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你和你在一起吗？

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THAD（屏幕外）：

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他糟透了！

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-哦，来吧。

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上周你踢丢了一脚，

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本周有两次踢球

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以前，现在这个。

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发生了什么事——你受伤了吗？

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-我没有任何借口，教练。

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-也许他应该看看

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治疗师。

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-我不信任治疗师。

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您知道它们是必需的吗

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依法举报任何犯罪行为

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私下告诉他们吗？

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不，谢谢。

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-你们这些踢球者，你们——

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你是一个奇怪的品种。

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-是的，我听说过。

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丹尼尔斯教练（画面外）：

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我的意思是很奇怪。

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哈蒙，如果你不能得到

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你自己在一起

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我可能会参加周六的比赛

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寻找另一个踢球者。

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-嘿，哈蒙，我跟你打赌 20

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雄鹿 我可以投篮

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洗衣篮来自这里。

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-好的，你开始了。

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哦！

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哦！

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哎呀，我错过了。

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哦，伙计。

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当一个人的时候真的很糟糕

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你的队友

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错过了，不是吗？

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我现在可以拿到 20 美元吗？

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-我不会付给你 20 美元。

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-好吧，你错过了机会。

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-该死的！

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[ REV THEORY 的“地狱是啊”

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播放]

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你能感觉到吗？

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你最好坚持住。

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这将变得崎岖不平。

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♪ 给我一个“地狱” ♪

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♪ 给我一个“是” ♪

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♪ 见鬼，是啊 ♪

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♪ 现在站起来 ♪

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♪ 给我一个“地狱” ♪

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♪ 给我一个“是” ♪

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♪ 现在站起来 ♪

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♪ 给我一个“地狱” ♪

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♪ 给我一个“是” ♪

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♪ 现在站起来 ♪

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[模糊的对话

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距离]

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-谢谢，伙计。

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你总是知道如何做

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让我振作起来。

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-嘿，踢球者。

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帮 BMS 一个忙，然后去死。

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[笑]

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-对错过的踢球感到抱歉。

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我也不喜欢它。

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-我不得不说，你正在接受

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这相当好。

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我的意思是，这不困扰你吗？

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-这就是生活

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一个踢球者，伙计。

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一分钟你就是英雄。

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下一个你就是最

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校园里可恨的男人。

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它会出现的。

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-你一直这么说

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不过三个星期。

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-是的，有什么不同？

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我的意思是，有什么改变吗？

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在你的比赛日仪式中？

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-不，伙计，我也有同样的情况

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自从我开始的仪式

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当时 12 岁。

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第一件事，我醒来，

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闻闻我的球。

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然后我起床，做 17

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裸TAI的纪要

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我创造了气。

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我喜欢把百叶窗打开

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这样邻居就可以观看。

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然后一旦我感觉足够了

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身体柔软，邻居们也有

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他们的钱物有所值，我

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抽大量 A 级烟

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哈希并打电话给我妈妈。

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她和她的女同性恋情人特里克西

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通常仍然醒着

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从前一天晚上开始。

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嗨，妈妈。

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这是哈蒙。

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-嘿。

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特里克西想知道你是否

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偷了她的飞镖。

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-什么？

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然后我写一章

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在我的色情小说中。

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-好的。

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让我们跳过吧？

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你的正确习惯是什么

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踢球之前？

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-就在我跑出去之前

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田野里，泰德通常会大喊大叫

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类似的东西——

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-你最好做到

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否则你就死定了。

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哈蒙（画外）：还有我

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假装没听见他说话。

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那我就等你来拿

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设置，站在旁边

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放置，分三步

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回来，两点结束，深入练习

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呼吸，右手指

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向右

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鼻孔，吹鼻涕火箭。

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然后我把手伸进裤子里，

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拔出三个阴毛，

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并进行测试

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风向。

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-是的，我知道那部分，

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因为你的阴部通常会受到影响

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当着我的面。

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-看，问题是你

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凡事想得太多。

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-是的，他是对的。

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我们得让你清醒一下。

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我的意思是，我认为我们可以

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帮忙解决一下，嗯？

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-是的。

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[笑声]

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-[叹气]

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感觉很好。

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谢谢你们，伙计们。

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-我们能做的一切

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来帮忙吧，哈蒙。

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-萨米，你最好保持清醒

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明天早上练习。

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-凯特，我没来上大学

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有一个妻子。

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请放开我。

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-你为什么来上大学？

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-喝。

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-成为一个失败者。

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-哦。

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正确的。

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是的，我是个失败者，凯特。

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-啊。

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-不？

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-我告诉过你我会的。

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你是一个糟糕的队友

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现在，莫兰。

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-什么？

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-最后一件事踢球者

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需求是有的

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老虎机溺爱他。

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-等等，你是那个踢球者？

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-是的，女士。

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哦，来吧。

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哦！

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上帝！

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[笑声]

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看起来你可以学习

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其中一两件事

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马斯鲁茨，莫兰。

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[笑声]

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-MA-老虎机！

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- 这么多让我清醒的头脑。

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-也许你被诅咒了，伙计。

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我认识一个女人可能

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能够帮助您。

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她——她跑了一点

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在城里购物。

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她可以给你读书或者

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一些药剂什么的。

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-我不相信

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在那些东西中。

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-它发生在所有

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运动时间。

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呃，斯科特·诺伍德错过了

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赢得射门得分

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超级碗。

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账单继续亏损四笔

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直接超级碗。

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-斯科特·诺伍德是如何修复的

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他的踢球问题？

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-他停止了演奏。

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-看，咒骂或不咒骂，

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哈蒙，我们只需要得到

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你来一些新的仪式，好吗？

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-我不知道，伙计。

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当然。

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我会尝试一下。

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-很公平。

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你想要纸巾吗

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或者什么？

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-呃，是的，这个地方

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一点也不令人毛骨悚然。

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-该死，看看这个地方。

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-我有不好的预感

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关于这个地方。

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我可以帮你吗？

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-哦！

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-你好。

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嗯，我们的，呃，我们的朋友在这里

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他需要解决一个问题。

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-哦，我不解决问题。我

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为您提供信息，以便您

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可以自己修复。

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我可以推荐你的朋友吗

252
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阅读？

253
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-天哪，不。

254
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我不会让你戳

255
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在我的大脑里。

256
00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:41,539
-我认为他需要一些东西

257
00:06:37,709 --> 00:06:41,539
帮助他集中一点注意力。

258
00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:43,423
-好吧，看看周围。

259
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如果您有任何疑问，

260
00:06:43,458 --> 00:06:45,788
让我知道。

261
00:06:45,834 --> 00:06:47,544
-是的，我有一个问题。

262
00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,133
什么样的东西可以

263
00:06:47,583 --> 00:06:49,133
当你做的时候你就会看到

264
00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,376
这些读物之一？

265
00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,750
-你看起来更加困扰

266
00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,750
比你的朋友。

267
00:07:08,792 --> 00:07:09,632
-宾果游戏。

268
00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:10,787
你很厉害。

269
00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:12,084
你很好——

270
00:07:12,125 --> 00:07:13,075
我会做的。

271
00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:13,995
我们走吧。

272
00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:25,247
-我觉得你是一生的伴侣

273
00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:25,247
成绩不佳的人。

274
00:07:26,125 --> 00:07:28,125
-你现在是二对二了。

275
00:07:28,166 --> 00:07:33,036
-你不高兴，因为

276
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你注定会变得更大、更伟大

277
00:07:33,083 --> 00:07:34,583
更好的事情。

278
00:07:34,625 --> 00:07:36,205
-天哪。

279
00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,210
你很好。

280
00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,210
-萨米，我们走吧，好吗？

281
00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,460
-不。

282
00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,330
她是对的。

283
00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,825
啦啦队是

284
00:07:42,375 --> 00:07:43,825
阻止我。

285
00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,955
我需要离开

286
00:07:43,875 --> 00:07:45,955
在他们之下，做

287
00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,580
一些有意义的事情。

288
00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,125
-嗯，那不是真的

289
00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:50,125
她说的是——

290
00:07:50,166 --> 00:07:53,786
-非常非常感谢--

291
00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:56,424
-我很高兴。

292
00:07:56,458 --> 00:07:57,458
还有其他人吗？

293
00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,920
-不，谢谢。

294
00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:00,629
我只是要拿这些

295
00:07:58,959 --> 00:08:00,629
油和这些护身符以及

296
00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:03,127
这个山羊阴道粉，以及

297
00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:03,127
然后我就上路了。

298
00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:15,540
[人群欢呼]

299
00:08:15,583 --> 00:08:16,753
- 很好！

300
00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,712
萨德城堡赢得另一场胜利

301
00:08:16,792 --> 00:08:19,712
BMS 游戏！

302
00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,540
[笑声]

303
00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,963
-踢球是如此简单。

304
00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,040
[哨声响起]

305
00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,833
-加分队，排队。

306
00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:38,418
-[轻声吟诵]

307
00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:39,418
-哈蒙，我们走吧！

308
00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:40,418
移动！

309
00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:41,248
[哨声响起]

310
00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:42,131
-来吧，伙计们。

311
00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:42,956
让我们移动它。

312
00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,710
加分队。

313
00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:45,580
好吧，大家。

314
00:08:45,625 --> 00:08:46,825
我会保持简单。

315
00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:49,575
哈蒙取得了成功

316
00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:49,575
数百次。

317
00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:53,165
如果哈蒙做对了

318
00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:53,165
现在，练习结束了。

319
00:08:53,208 --> 00:08:54,458
[男士欢呼]

320
00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,040
- 甜甜的！

321
00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:59,503
-但如果他错过了，我们就走

322
00:08:56,083 --> 00:08:59,503
自杀直至倒下。

323
00:08:59,542 --> 00:09:00,582
-拉屎。

324
00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:01,495
丹尼尔斯教练（画面外）：

325
00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:01,495
我们走吧。

326
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:02,502
-来吧，哈蒙！

327
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:03,832
别吸！

328
00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:07,075
别再像往常一样糟糕了

329
00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:07,075
糟糕，博士。沙肯斯坦。

330
00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:08,325
-别理他，哈蒙。

331
00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,625
向所有人展示你的能力

332
00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:10,625
这样做，好吗？

333
00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,127
-SUDSY MCSUDSTER！

334
00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,076
快点！

335
00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:14,165
-准备好。

336
00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,078
-你永远不会成功

337
00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:16,078
从两码开始！

338
00:09:16,125 --> 00:09:17,535
[笑]

339
00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,463
[人群呻吟]

340
00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,880
-[笑]

341
00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:21,877
你太糟糕了！

342
00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:22,707
[哨声响起]

343
00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:23,790
-好吧，大家。

344
00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,334
到另一端

345
00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:25,334
该领域的。

346
00:09:25,375 --> 00:09:26,325
自杀。

347
00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,285
我们走吧。

348
00:09:29,667 --> 00:09:31,627
-你好烂。

349
00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:33,577
THAD（画外）：每个人都可以

350
00:09:31,667 --> 00:09:33,577
这都归咎于哈蒙。

351
00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:43,995
-乔恩乔恩，我们得看看

352
00:09:40,125 --> 00:09:43,995
对于一个新的踢球者。

353
00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,041
-所以先生--

354
00:09:45,083 --> 00:09:46,753
-卡恰托雷。

355
00:09:46,792 --> 00:09:48,002
萨米·卡恰托雷。

356
00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,667
-什么让您感兴趣

357
00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:52,667
加入中央情报局？

358
00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:56,129
-我正在寻找更大的

359
00:09:52,709 --> 00:09:56,129
更好的事情，戴夫。我可以吗

360
00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:57,376
叫你戴夫？

361
00:09:57,417 --> 00:09:59,077
-如果那是我的名字，你就可以。

362
00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,205
-凉爽的。

363
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,330
-你是怎么得到的

364
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:04,330
这次采访？

365
00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,625
-雇用我，我会告诉你。

366
00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:13,461
-你认识那个导演

367
00:10:10,291 --> 00:10:13,461
对俄罗斯进行间谍活动不是

368
00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:15,380
实际上是这里的一个位置。

369
00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:16,627
-还没有。

370
00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,997
-在爱好下，你已经

371
00:10:19,417 --> 00:10:20,997
写“擅长

372
00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,501
融入其中。”

373
00:10:21,041 --> 00:10:23,501
-正确的。

374
00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,292
-你现在在做什么？

375
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,753
-我现在是一名大学生

376
00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,753
学生。

377
00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:29,962
-好的。

378
00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000
-还是我？

379
00:10:32,041 --> 00:10:33,461
-出去。

380
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:34,540
-你去吧。

381
00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,003
不过，我会接受这个，

382
00:10:34,583 --> 00:10:36,003
因为我

383
00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:37,081
只有其中之一。

384
00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,165
特意打印出来

385
00:10:37,125 --> 00:10:39,165
为了你，但是——

386
00:10:48,041 --> 00:10:49,331
-先生，请回来。

387
00:10:49,375 --> 00:10:50,285
-没关系。

388
00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,253
我想我找到了自己的使命。

389
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:55,751
我要拯救你

390
00:10:52,291 --> 00:10:55,751
该死的生活！

391
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,002
-那个男人非常

392
00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,002
具有传染性。

393
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:13,583
-[难以理解地念诵]

394
00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:16,632
-你有什么感觉吗？

395
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:19,037
-我正在努力集中注意力，

396
00:11:16,667 --> 00:11:19,037
男人。

397
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,963
-也许你应该去

398
00:11:19,083 --> 00:11:20,963
见通灵者。

399
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,130
THAD（画外）：我明白了

400
00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,130
还有短靴短裤。

401
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,626
嘿，女孩们，你们想停下来吗？

402
00:11:23,166 --> 00:11:25,626
等一下你就可以吹了

403
00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:27,207
我们的踢球手？

404
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,460
哦，错过了右侧。

405
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,460
对不起！

406
00:11:30,500 --> 00:11:31,460
[笑]

407
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,670
-别让它影响到你，伙计。

408
00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:33,499
萨德（画外）：我

409
00:11:32,709 --> 00:11:33,499
真的应该得到

410
00:11:33,542 --> 00:11:34,832
进入单口喜剧。

411
00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:36,785
-别让它影响到我吗？

412
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:40,214
我一直不让它得到

413
00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:40,214
对我来说整个赛季。

414
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,580
你们两个混蛋

415
00:11:40,250 --> 00:11:42,580
认为也许

416
00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:43,745
问题不是我吗？

417
00:11:43,792 --> 00:11:44,792
也许是你。

418
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,584
我是说，唐尼，你

419
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,584
扣球。

420
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:48,075
亚历克斯，你坚持住。

421
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,285
也许你们两个应该改变

422
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:50,285
你的仪式！

423
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:51,293
-好的。

424
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:52,753
这很公平。

425
00:11:52,792 --> 00:11:54,962
天啊。

426
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,460
我做的第一件事

427
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,460
比赛日醒来。

428
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,880
我问旁边的女孩

429
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,880
我知道她叫什么名字。

430
00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:02,207
你叫什么名字？

431
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,290
-因为这只是尊重，

432
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,290
只为未来

433
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,673
参考，你知道吗？

434
00:12:04,709 --> 00:12:05,499
哦，哦。

435
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,132
[笑]

436
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:12,326
我做了一些轻微的伸展运动，

437
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:12,326
刷牙，见面

438
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,875
之前与萨米

439
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,875
比赛结束。

440
00:12:13,917 --> 00:12:15,167
我喜欢我的仪式。

441
00:12:15,208 --> 00:12:16,578
没有太多需要改变的。

442
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,205
-我也有一个仪式，但是

443
00:12:16,625 --> 00:12:19,205
这非常简单。

444
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:20,500
我吃了半个葡萄柚。

445
00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:21,502
不是种子。

446
00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:22,672
我不喜欢这些种子。

447
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,539
然后我用棉签拨动我的左耳，

448
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,539
从来都不是我的权利。

449
00:12:24,583 --> 00:12:25,383
然后我就走了——

450
00:12:25,417 --> 00:12:26,207
-够了。

451
00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,130
没关系。

452
00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:27,956
好的？

453
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,540
一切都结束了。

454
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,133
我的工作是大学踢球者，我的

455
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:33,133
成为职业选手的机会，天哪

456
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,456
整个生命都低落了

457
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:35,456
混蛋。

458
00:12:40,208 --> 00:12:42,128
-你起来了。

459
00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:43,576
让我们看看你得到了什么。

460
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,880
-好吧，哪一个

461
00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,880
你是，呃，别热涅茨基

462
00:12:52,917 --> 00:12:54,457
斯捷波科维奇？

463
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,170
-[说俄语]

464
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,998
-你会说英语吗？

465
00:12:59,041 --> 00:13:00,421
-是的。

466
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,288
你好。

467
00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:04,463
你看起来性爱很好。

468
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,500
-你知道，我希望我能去

469
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:08,500
回到过去，踢开一切

470
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,502
走出白痴谁

471
00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,502
决定做

472
00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:11,752
踢球者是足球的一部分。

473
00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:15,669
下一个。

474
00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:17,749
-先生。卡恰托雷。

475
00:13:17,792 --> 00:13:18,752
-知道了。

476
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,252
-我能为你做什么？

477
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,711
-好吧，我今天就在这里

478
00:13:20,291 --> 00:13:21,711
因为我不是

479
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,210
充分发挥我的潜力。

480
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,000
我并不是要责怪你，但是

481
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:26,000
这是你的工作，也是我的学校

482
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,081
顾问为您做任何事

483
00:13:26,041 --> 00:13:28,081
在那台小电脑上

484
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,495
你的和图

485
00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,495
为我而来。

486
00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:32,752
-好的。

487
00:13:34,917 --> 00:13:37,747
[电脑蜂鸣声]

488
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,172
-嗯，根据我们的记录，

489
00:13:37,792 --> 00:13:40,172
你还没有去过

490
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:43,668
就读于蓝山州立大学

491
00:13:40,208 --> 00:13:43,668
自第一学期起

492
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:45,789
你的大一学年。

493
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,084
-您多久更新一次

494
00:13:45,834 --> 00:13:47,084
你的记录？

495
00:13:47,125 --> 00:13:48,325
-经常。

496
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,420
事实上，它看起来像你

497
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,420
还没有参加过以下课程

498
00:13:52,458 --> 00:13:54,918
两年多了。

499
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,459
-哇。

500
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,080
好吧，既然你提到了，

501
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,080
上大学似乎很容易

502
00:13:59,125 --> 00:13:59,915
为我。

503
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:02,789
-是的，我可以想象。

504
00:14:02,834 --> 00:14:09,834
-[轻声吟诵]

505
00:14:11,291 --> 00:14:12,251
-哈蒙？

506
00:14:12,291 --> 00:14:13,751
-哦，嘿。

507
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,042
我只是需要离开

508
00:14:13,792 --> 00:14:16,042
暂时离开它。

509
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,753
我不知道在哪里

510
00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,753
否则就躲起来。

511
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:24,040
-好吧，事实证明

512
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:24,040
通灵术是胡说八道。

513
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,713
我不仅不适合

514
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,713
更大更好的东西，比如

515
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,630
她答应了，我更

516
00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:30,630
我比我想象的更失败。

517
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,207
-是的，我知道怎么做

518
00:14:30,667 --> 00:14:32,207
你有感觉，伙计。

519
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,790
我最美好的日子已经过去了。

520
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,754
但平心而论

521
00:14:33,834 --> 00:14:36,754
通灵，她没有答应

522
00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,252
你这个该死的东西。

523
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,541
她只是说她可以

524
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,541
给您信息

525
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,633
你可以解决问题

526
00:14:40,583 --> 00:14:42,633
你自己。

527
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,377
-是啊，那是没用的。

528
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,957
-不，不是。

529
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,920
如果她没有让你这么做

530
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,920
方向，你本来可以走的

531
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,289
四年了，一无所有

532
00:14:47,959 --> 00:14:50,289
展示它。

533
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,333
至少这样你可以

534
00:14:50,333 --> 00:14:53,333
对此采取行动。

535
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,035
-是啊，如果她这么棒，

536
00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,035
你怎么不是

537
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,753
要去见她吗？

538
00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:02,422
你看起来像是有一个

539
00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:02,422
有几个问题。

540
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,288
-呃，你知道，我已经

541
00:15:02,458 --> 00:15:05,288
从未真正完成

542
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:07,423
以前有过类似的事情。

543
00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:08,668
-一切都会好起来的。

544
00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,831
闭上你的眼睛。

545
00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:21,375
我正在拾起一片黑暗。

546
00:15:21,417 --> 00:15:22,747
-妈的。

547
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,042
呃，你所看到的一切都不是

548
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:25,042
离开这个房间，对吗？

549
00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:25,883
-这不是你，哈蒙。

550
00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:28,037
这是，呃——

551
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,833
[呻吟声]

552
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,785
这是一种负能量，一种

553
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,785
邪灵附着在你身上。

554
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,964
-我真的很失望

555
00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,964
在你身上，哈蒙。

556
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,290
你又来了

557
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,290
家族最后一个成员

558
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,333
畅饮啤酒比赛。

559
00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,670
-表弟丹尼斯？

560
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:54,629
-你姐姐问我

561
00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:54,629
照顾你的屁股。

562
00:15:54,667 --> 00:15:56,577
我不做那种事。

563
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,625
相反，我们要玩

564
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:59,625
叫做毒品的小游戏或

565
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,577
电动工具。

566
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,785
-特德斯科，你太该死了

567
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:05,785
小到可以踢足球。

568
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,384
考虑过马戏团吗？

569
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:10,667
-踢球是如此简单。

570
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:12,999
任何人都可以做到，除了你。

571
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:14,881
[笑]

572
00:16:14,917 --> 00:16:16,247
-啊啊！

573
00:16:16,291 --> 00:16:17,421
-萨德。

574
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,498
我所说的黑暗

575
00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,498
邪灵的

576
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,962
阻碍你的是泰德。

577
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,381
他代表了所有不支持的人

578
00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:23,381
来自您的人

579
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:24,207
过去。

580
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:25,750
-有很多混蛋。

581
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,292
-你一直在自我隔离

582
00:16:25,792 --> 00:16:28,292
带着迷信和

583
00:16:28,333 --> 00:16:29,463
仪式作为拐杖。

584
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,080
你必须克服这一点。

585
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:32,325
-但是怎么办？

586
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:42,708
-如果你想改善你的踢腿问题

587
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:42,708
问题，你必须

588
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,710
驱除灵魂

589
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,710
这就是泰德。

590
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,501
-打扰一下。

591
00:16:50,542 --> 00:16:51,502
哇——砰！

592
00:16:51,542 --> 00:16:53,082
凯特，现在谁是失败者？

593
00:16:53,125 --> 00:16:53,995
你是。

594
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:54,921
-这是什么？

595
00:16:54,959 --> 00:16:56,749
-哦，这是课程表。

596
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,382
是的，你正在寻找

597
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:58,382
真正的，

598
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,127
全日制大学生。

599
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:01,666
这就是我。

600
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,879
-好吧，你意识到如果你

601
00:17:01,709 --> 00:17:03,879
参加所有这些课程，你

602
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:06,377
没有时间精神

603
00:17:03,917 --> 00:17:06,377
小队，对吧？

604
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:07,207
-什么？

605
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,040
让我看看这个。

606
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,875
呃，什么时候练习

607
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,875
明天？

608
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,247
-10:00。

609
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,671
再见，失败者。

610
00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:25,918
-调酒师！

611
00:17:25,959 --> 00:17:27,959
请拍 10 次！

612
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,250
- 驱除邪恶之前

613
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:32,250
精神，你必须增强

614
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,671
面对现实的勇气

615
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,671
精神昂首。

616
00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:38,629
-嘿，混蛋，小姐

617
00:17:34,709 --> 00:17:38,629
最近有什么活动吗？

618
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,207
通灵（屏幕外）：你是

619
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,207
必须要问你的

620
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:41,880
朋友们寻求帮助。

621
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:45,247
凝聚力量，形成合力

622
00:17:41,917 --> 00:17:45,247
集会增加了数量

623
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,961
将能量投入到咒语中。

624
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,380
-亚历克斯在哪里？

625
00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:49,787
-他在他的房间里。

626
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:52,794
一切都好吗，哈蒙？

627
00:17:54,417 --> 00:17:55,627
-嘿，踢球者。

628
00:18:06,709 --> 00:18:07,919
-哇！

629
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,834
-放下你的鸡巴并

630
00:18:12,834 --> 00:18:15,834
集结军队。

631
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:18,375
我需要你的帮助。

632
00:18:18,417 --> 00:18:19,627
-嗯嗯。

633
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:25,165
收紧那些。

634
00:18:25,208 --> 00:18:26,168
把这些脱掉。

635
00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:27,038
把他绑起来。

636
00:18:27,083 --> 00:18:28,043
把他绑起来。

637
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:32,503
将其绕一圈并拧紧。

638
00:18:32,542 --> 00:18:34,002
-哦，他醒了。

639
00:18:34,041 --> 00:18:35,001
-我勒个去？

640
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:36,001
-系上它，系上它，系上它！

641
00:18:36,041 --> 00:18:36,831
-我勒个去？

642
00:18:36,875 --> 00:18:37,665
解开我！

643
00:18:37,709 --> 00:18:38,499
-不，不可以，泰德。

644
00:18:38,542 --> 00:18:39,332
-解开这些带子！

645
00:18:39,375 --> 00:18:40,165
让我起来！

646
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:41,248
让我起来！

647
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,171
-[尖叫]

648
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,998
哦，他疯了！

649
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,001
啊啊！

650
00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,001
他抢走了我的坚果袋！

651
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,001
他抢走了我的坚果袋！

652
00:18:47,041 --> 00:18:48,001
啊啊！

653
00:18:48,041 --> 00:18:48,881
-解开我！

654
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:50,327
-拉屎。

655
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:51,785
-[咆哮]

656
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:53,214
[尖叫]

657
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,130
-抓住他！

658
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,076
THAD（画外）：我会的

659
00:18:56,166 --> 00:18:58,076
杀掉你们所有人！

660
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,535
我恨你！

661
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,633
-无视他。

662
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,537
THAD（屏幕外）：

663
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:01,537
你什么都不是！

664
00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:02,383
-重点。

665
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:03,207
-让我下来！

666
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:04,750
我要杀了你。

667
00:19:04,792 --> 00:19:07,042
我会把你们都杀了！

668
00:19:07,083 --> 00:19:08,043
我恨你。

669
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,043
-我们随时为您服务，

670
00:19:08,083 --> 00:19:09,043
好吧？

671
00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:10,043
支持你。

672
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,043
泰德（画外）：我恨你！

673
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,673
为了我们你会失去一切！

674
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:13,629
你好烂！

675
00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,497
你输了！

676
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:15,752
你太矮了，踢不了！

677
00:19:15,792 --> 00:19:18,042
你太丑了，不能踢！

678
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:19,133
-对不起，伙计。

679
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,456
有些仪式我不能

680
00:19:19,166 --> 00:19:21,456
放开吧。

681
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:22,710
-明白了。

682
00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:24,040
-你什么都不是！

683
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:28,673
如果你的

684
00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:28,673
生命取决于它！

685
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:31,959
-我真的很失望，儿子。

686
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,920
-马戏团。

687
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,329
-你永远不会成功。

688
00:19:34,375 --> 00:19:37,205
[笑]

689
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:38,040
-开始。

690
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,293
-放。

691
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,713
萨德（画外）：我是

692
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:40,713
我要杀了你。

693
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,000
我要杀了你

694
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:43,000
我从这里下来！

695
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,001
没关系。

696
00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:44,921
你不会打我的。

697
00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:46,879
你永远不能——啊！

698
00:19:46,917 --> 00:19:53,037
[干杯]

699
00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,043
-蒙蒂。

700
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:56,003
-嘿，乔恩乔恩，我们完蛋了。

701
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,541
我们拥有的每一个踢球选择

702
00:19:56,041 --> 00:19:59,541
比下一个更疯狂。

703
00:19:59,583 --> 00:20:02,463
没有英语，无犯罪记录。

704
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,710
我们可能得走了

705
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:03,710
与那个人在一起

706
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,000
因战争罪被通缉。

707
00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:05,961
-不，不，不。

708
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,710
你必须看到这个。

709
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,000
THAD（屏幕外）：

710
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,000
你是个乡巴佬！

711
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,751
你太糟糕了，你这个嗅球者

712
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:13,751
D袋！

713
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:15,252
啊啊！

714
00:20:15,291 --> 00:20:17,251
嘿，那太好了。

715
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:25,710
啊啊！

716
00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,210
-嘿，泰德，我现在可以踢吗？

717
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,670
-好吧，好吧，好吧，好吧，没有了。

718
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,169
你可以踢。

719
00:20:32,208 --> 00:20:36,958
[干杯]

720
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:42,960
[玩家高喊“哈蒙”]

721
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,330
-嘿，伙计们，我做到了！

722
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,035
我纠正了他的愚蠢

723
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:48,035
踢球问题。

724
00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:50,173
[笑]

725
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,418
啊啊！